Matthew Weddig
murderino lonelyhearts
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the film’s forensic scientist has
quite a crush on the detective and is quite a weirdo and the other detectives are like oh great she’s here and she runs up like HI KEKOA IT’S A BAD ONE love all over her face like the blood all over the floor he does not respond to her advances it might be because he is not interested but it might also be because of the gruesome murder scene one day you will meet in a room without a dismembered body/ one day may we all so much as meet in a room without a dismembered body/ and it will be appropriate to hit on him a heart still inside its body we ask for so little in this life it is not the forensic scientist’s story she is a minor character with a hot coworker kept apart by their traumatizing jobs and her inability to read the room |
Biography
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Matthew Weddig (he/him) is a Brooklyn-based medical editor. He has previously written about arts and culture for NPR, Kill Screen, and Bad Books Good Times, and his poetry has appeared in Heavy Feather Review and Full Stop Quarterly. He likes to make his cat watch horror movies with him. Assorted works can be found at linktr.ee/matthewjulius
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